July 2011
Anonymous asked: Hey you excited for capx? Which band are you going to go see?
Sometimes my posts (especially the text ones)...
But I hope some people will see them and find that they are relevant to theirs :)
Go on. Be gone. Bye bye. So long.
I remember back in the day when I couldn't control...
The good thing about being underestimated...
Is that you can always catch them by surprise.
When a teacher is talking about her kid in class,...
annagoesbanannas:
“OH GOD. YOU HAVE SEX.”
June 2011
butterfliesarebangable:
” monica demonstrates an excellent understanding of electrical principles, as well as technologies for space exploration. A goal for next year should be a commitment to nightly at home studying and provide extra details to lab reports “
DUUDE … the fuck. you`re telling this to the student who has a fricken 3 page long lab report EVERY time? You`re telling this to a...
I hate it when people ask me whether I think...
If I don’t find you attractive, I’m 99% likely going to lie to you because I hate to hurt people’s feelings, unless I like hate your ass or I’m just comfortable enough around you to be brutally honest. But seriously, WHY WOULD MY OPINION MATTER. I’m only one of the close to 7 billion people in the world. It’s not like only one person’s opinion is going to...
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You know you are a part of the Nintendo generation...
bboyshtance:
melodyy-pond:
While everyone else is like
You’re just like, “Hold up bitches, I got this.”
And you come at that thing like
Then if it actually works you’re like
But if it doesn’t you’re like
LOL i still do this with my DS cards..
LOL. WITH MY PHONE.
Anonymous asked: yu have a big butt
The guys who always say "I'M STRAIGHT!" because...
These guys are the ones that seem most likely to turn gay in my perspective. Why? Cause the fact that they can’t take a joke means that they’re insecure about their sexuality. If a guy were confident that he were straight, he wouldn’t be giving a shit. They’d just shrug and laugh because they’re already confident and know that they’re straight.
Songs that send chills down my spine ♥
Why is my hair so damn curly? =.=
Why can’t it be straight?
I feel like going on the bus and giving a hot guy...
LOOL xD
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I'm not tired. I'm just too lazy to actually...
Camsex.
Is useless. It’s just one of those things that just don’t make sense. Bitch, please, that’s what porn was made for. I think I would rather have a dick inside me where I can actually feel it, not in my head where I can’t.
I want something to hug when I go to sleep :3
I'm in the mood for a following spree.
There’s nothing else to do.
Me without internet, or phone:
I'm a realist.
I'm not the kind of guy who'd come onto a guy...
But if it’s a guy who’s in a relationship who’s coming onto me, that’s a different story.
My GAYDAR is on and hell YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT MY...
imchrispy:
Fuck my phone.
I’ve dropped it so many times that I’ve had to hold one of the hinges together with duct tape and sometimes it won’t let me check my texts anymore. FUCK. People are msging me and they probably asking if I wanna hang but my phone won’t fucking work. UGH. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
The new Tumblr for iPod is like sex.
My Pre-Gaydar.
There’s like this weird sense I get when I meet a person and they tell me they’re apparently “straight”. But then I think they have some sort of potential to turn out gay/bi. Then after a few days to a few months talking to them, they eventually come out to me about their “doubts” about their sexuality. And I’m like thinking I knew you were gonna turn out...
Searching for a boyfriend/girlfriend is like...
Keep searching hard enough and you’ll find the right result. And sometimes the most overlooked result is the best one.
OMG. My iPod is fixed.
Thank God for technology geeks/nerds on the internet.
