All people should invest in spandex.
It makes your ass look GREAT.
Since when did I have an unwrapped yet unused...
Gideon’s party from March maybe? Hehe. That was one hell of a wild night. Let’s do it again ;)
In the words of Timothy DeLaGhetto:
THAT BITCH IS LYING!!!
My sister is such a lying, manipulative idiot, and...
I must be surrounded by idiots =.=
I want food.
I fucking love sleeping in only my underwear.
My mom said she needed the computer. I got off...
Nick has taken temporary leave of Tumblr due to...
When I get hammered, I wanna get nailed ;)
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
That extra 'shot' of confidence.
varsity070: When I see someone cute, I’m like: But when I see someone cute after a few shots of Patrón, I’m like:
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
So this is how it works.
People who are so nice and willing to start a conversation with me: Never feel like talking to or keeping up a good conversation. People I want to keep a good conversation with: Too shy to actually talk to them. Therefore, I’m never really talking to anyone :(
I wish we didn't have school on Friday T_T
I kind of love the fact that our school's team...
Cause during sports, we can yell things like “put some protection on that net!”
So baby come and sleep with me c:
Movies anyone? →
broken-dr3amer: jaycakes: 10 things i hate about you 13 going on 30 17 again 27 dresses 30 days of night 30 minutes or less 50/50 50 first dates (500) days of summer another cinderella story (selena gomez) a cinderella story (lucy hale) artificial intelligence bad teacher beastly bridesmaids bride wars captain america castaway the change-up clash of the titans click cloudy with a chance of...
I'm pretty sure the song "Shots" pretty much...
1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt