9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future Yeah. If your future is becoming an hilarious drunk slut. LOLOLOLOL.
palmate: a-mock-turtle: Do you guys know what this means You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now You could be pregnant right now and not even know it I’m pregnant you’re pregnant WE’RE ALL PREGNANT YOU GET A FETUS AND YOU GET A FETUS AND YOU GET A FETUS EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR IT’S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST EVERYONE GETS A FETUS
things my psych professor taught us today
hangondanny: wonderfulphoton: brolininthetardis: there are all different branches of psychology, including sports psychology example of sports psychology: the freudian analysis of football take a football player in his uniform do you realize what you’re really looking at when you watch football you are literally watching giant penises run around tackling each other Hot Indeed o_o...
Whenever I look through my archive, I realize how...
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I AM GOING TAKING A SHOWER.
At 1:30 in the morning. The fucked up sleeping schedule continues :P
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
And then I think to myself, what if we were in a fucking ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, I'd probably end up getting eaten by a zombie because she couldn't unlock the door in time T_T
Generally, I am not one who likes to talk about my...
If it’s on Tumblr, I usually make subtle mention of it through a simple post stating a general idea without getting into actual details.
24/7/365, penis stays on my mind.
john-fulicious: STUPID FICTIONAL NEWS.
darlexander: if all our mutual friends are gay then youre gay There is truth in this. LOL.